Dynasty Ends in Hot Dog Eating Contest?

All sports dynasties come to an end.

UCLA dominated college basketball during the John Wooden era, the Steel Curtain was untouchable for five years, and during the 1950s sports fans were hollering “Break up the Yankees”. In time, these dynasties came to an end.

Most recently, Joey Chestnut’s winning streak at the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest at Nathan’s Famous in Coney Island came to a crashing halt when Matt Stonie downed him 62 to 60.

Chestnut had won the event for 8 consecutive years.

Was this upset an anomaly or is it the changing of the guard? Was Chestnut’s breakup from the woman he proposed to at last year’s event the source of his demise? Did the lack of competition keep him from coming out on top? Will Chestnut go into retirement, even though the third place finisher only downed 35 dogs and buns?

God only knows why ESPN broadcasts the competition, but they did. And some view it just the same as a major sporting event. The top two finishers had the following comments about the contest.

• “I trained hard for this. We don’t just go up there and eat hot dogs. We practice for this. We prepare our bodies.” – Stonie.
• “I’ve been looking for competition for a long time and I finally have it. He made me hungry.” – Chestnut.

On the women’s side, Miki Sudo downed 35 dogs and buns to defeat Sonya “Black Widow” Thomas for the second consecutive year. Thomas consumed 31 hot dogs.

Sudo credited her victory to her tactical decision to separate the dogs and the buns. For her, the buns went down easier after being dipped in Crystal Light.

According to Nathan’s website Stonie consumed 17,360 calories, 1,116 grams of fat, and 48,360 milligrams of sodium. This is based on the content of one hotdog. The website also includes the winners of the event for all 42 years.

Can you imagine that – 42 years of hot dog eating contests?  And the winner receives $10,000 and a mustard colored belt.

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Mazza – Too Beautiful to Write for Huffington Post?

Is Ed Mazza too beautiful to write for the Huffington Post?

July 27th was  a slow day in the news room for Mr. Mazza. At 11:23 pm EDT he posted an online article titled “Sabina Altynbekova Is Too Beautiful To Play Volleyball, Critics Say”. Readers waited on pins and needles for additional details and at 2:59 pm EDT Mazza updated the original article.

For a moment, July 27th felt like nirvana. Worries about Vladimir Putin invading Ukraine disappeared, it was irrelevant whether Israel was going to blow the Gaza Strip to Kingdom Come, and it just didn’t matter how bad the CU Buffs were going to embarrass the state of Colorado this upcoming football season.

At 11:23 on July 27th, the world was a happy place. People everywhere were focused on whether Sabina Altynbekova was really too beautiful to play volleyball on Kazakhstan’s national team. When Mazza’s update rolled in at 2:59 the world stopped long enough for enemies to set aside their guns, nerve gas, and bombs and take a few minutes to Google Sabina Altynbekova.

The results of their Google searches were provided in an online poll:

  • 48.3% of the respondents would have to stand on a stepstool to see eye-to-eye with Ms. Altynbekova.
  • 34.7% thought Kazakhstan was a suburb of Detroit.
  • 41.7% thought a float serve was what happened when the waiter delivered a root beer float at a Sonic Drive-In.
  • 97.3% thought Ms. Altynbekova was beautiful and 2.7% indicated they were scheduled to visit their ophthalmologists to get new glasses the following day.
  • 69.0% indicated they had never played volleyball before, but planned to enroll in a beginner’s class the following day.

Thank you Ed Mazza for writing an article that had absolutely no value what so ever. It was a pleasant change of pace, even if it made a few people grimace. You made a lot of people smile  and making people smile is a good thing! It is kind of like being too beautiful to play volleyball or write for the Huffington Post?

2014 Hot Dog Eating Contest Results

The 2014 International Hot Dog Eating Contest is a long-standing Fourth of July custom at Coney Island. ESPN was there to cover the event, although it more closely resembled a P.T. Barnum circus than a sporting event.

Two-time winner Sonya Thomas, aka the “Black Widow” wasn’t able to muster up a win this year. She was dethroned by Miki Sudo who downed 34 dogs and buns. Sudo will look great in her pink winner’s belt.

Thomas barely snatched second place with 27.75 dogs and buns, just .75 ahead of Michelle Lesco. Now that’s close!

Prior to the Men’s contest Joey Chestnut stole the show by proposing to his girlfriend. What kind of guy would propose to his girlfriend at a hot dog eating contest? Even worse, what kind of woman would say yes to such a guy?Engagement ring at hot dog eating contest

Chestnut returned home from the contest with his 8th consecutive title, a gaudy mustard colored belt, and a fiancée. Even better, he completed his trifecta without getting any mustard on her ring.

Chestnut won by a landslide with 61 franks and buns followed by Matt Stonie with 56 and Tim Janus with 44.

Both the men’s and women’s event each had one intelligent entrant. Colin Shirlow and Val Bromann finished dead last in their respective events, eating only 3 frankfurters and buns.

Stay tuned for the 2015 July 4th event, same time, same location, same dogs, same buns. Will married life prevent Chestnut from winning 9 in a row? Will Chestnut still be married? Has the Black Widow lost her touch? Will someone eat fewer than 3 hot dogs and buns? Does anyone really care?

 

Its Already Been Decided – Chargers Will Win the Super Bowl

Call off the playoffs, the San Diego Chargers will win the Super Bowl. There is no need to risk any injuries, the winner has already been determined.

Here’s the story…

In 2009 the Philadelphia Eagles lost their home season opener to the New Orleans Saints 48-22.

-The Saints beat the Colts in the Super Bowl, 31-17.

In 2010 the Philadelphia Eagles lost their home season opener to the Green Bay Packers 27-20.

-The Packers bet the Steelers in the Super Bowl, 31-25.

In 2011 the Philadelphia Eagles lost their home season opener to the New York Giants 29-16.

-The Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, 21-17.

In 2012 the Philadelphia Eagles won their home season opener by defeating the Baltimore Ravens 24-23.

-The Ravens beat the 49ers in the Super Bowl, 34-31.

In 2013 the Philadelphia Eagles lost their home season opener to the San Diego Chargers 33-30.

-Since the Chargers played Philadelphia in the Eagles’ home season opener, the Chargers will win the Super Bowl.

There you have it. Game over.

 

 

Beaver Fever?

Members of Beaver Nation (Oregon State University) have an opportunity to purchase stylish wooden signs for display in their garages, man caves, and closets that say, “Beaver Fevbeaver feverer”. (This is not to be confused with signs that say Beiber Fever in recognition of the teen heartthrob).

The “Beaver Fever” sign is reminiscent of the bumper stickers once prominently displayed on the backsides of Corvallis vehicles proclaiming, “I’ve got Beaver Fever.”

There are many reasons to vociferously support the Oregon State University Beavers, but some think it is odd to display a sign or bumper sticker touting a parasitic disease caused by the flagellate protozoan Giardia lamblia. Beaver Fever is the popular terminology for that disease.

On second thought, the pennant sporting Benny the Beaver might look better hanging on the wall!

Go Beavs!

 

Denver Makes Top 10 Sports List (The Wrong Top 10)

Denver loves its sports teams and is the proud home to professional football, baseball, basketball, hockey, lacrosse, and soccer teams. Locals are quite vociferous when cheering for the home town team to win and they are not bashful about cussing them when they lose.

Residents have painted their houses blue and orange and sported only a barrel to lead cheers for the home team.  In the past, state leaders made exorbitant bets with other state leaders when their home town teams faced off in the playoffs.  Much to the chagrin of local leaders, they usually lost.

You couldn’t ask for a better sports town than Denver.  What else can you want?

The answer is simple, “A world championship!”

CU Football Ranked

It was with great disdain that Coloradans learned on July 31, that Forbes had ranked Denver as one of America’s most wretched sports cities (“America’s Most Miserable Sports Cities” by Tom Van Riper).

The common theme among teams on the list is their inability to win the big one.

Denver was on a roll between 1996 and 2001. In the bookend years, the Avalanche won two Stanley Cups. The Broncos won back-to-back Super Bowls in 1998 and 1999; however, they lost four Super Bowls prior to that.  The Rockies and Nuggets have been 0-for-their existence. The minor sports don’t matter.

The list of most miserable sports cities includes:

  1. Seattle
  2. Atlanta
  3. Phoenix
  4. Buffalo
  5. San Diego
  6. Cleveland
  7. Kansas City
  8. Houston
  9. Washington, D.C.
  10. Denver.

There is always next year!  Hopefully Denver won’t be on the list in July 2014.

 

 

Hot Dog! Chestnut Sets World Record

On July 4th, Joey Chestnut celebrated the nation’s birthday by capturing his 7th consecutive hot-dog eating championship in front of a crowd of 40,000. He set the world’s record at the Coney Island event by downing 69 franks in 10 minutes.

The title was never in doubt as his nearest competitors were in the mid-40s. In a post-competition interview Chestnut indicated he was hoping for 70. He attributed his success to good tasting dogs, great weather, and his ability to maintain a consistent pace. He added that his body was working for him and things just happened to come together.  While some of Chestnut’s sound bites were similar to Rafael Nadal’s post match interview, seven hot dog championships is a far cry from Nadal’s eight  French Opens.

Sonya Thomas, aka the Black Widow, successfully defended her title as women’s champion by inhaling 36+ dogs. She was disappointed that her totals weren’t higher and stated that even though she felt great, the hot dogs were cooked in water that was hotter than she was used to which made her slow down.

While the accomplishments of Chestnut and Thomas are mind boggling, the nutritional value of 69 hot dogs is even more astonishing. The following information is derived from the website of Nathan’s Famous Frankfurters, event sponsors, www.nathansfamous.com (site numbers are  multiplied by 69 to determine the nutritional value of the hot dogs consumed by Chestnut):

  • Serving size – 8,211 grams
  • Calories – 24,150 grams
  • Calories from fat – 13,110 grams
  • Total fat – 1,518 grams
  • Saturated fat – 552 grams
  • Trans fat 69 grams
  • Cholesterol 3,105 milligrams
  • Sodium 60,030 milligrams
  • Total carbohydrates 1,656 grams
  • Sugar 276 grams
  • Protein 966 grams

Based on a 2,000 calorie diet, the Percent Daily Value (PDV) of the Total fat was 2,385%, Saturated fat 2,760%, Cholesterol 530%, and Sodium 2,480%.  In other words, the 69 hot dogs consumed by Chestnut in 10 minutes contained the PDV of sodium for 25 days.

Poll Debating Takes a New Direction in 2014

In years past, January 1st was the most glorious day of the year for college football. The games began at 9:00 a.m. and ended 12 hours later. When the last whistle was blown the season ended and the pollsters decided the national champion, simultaneously marking the opening of the Poll Debating Season.

For many the poll debating season is more fun than the actual season, particularly in cases when the pollsters are not in agreement about the rankings or the hometown team is ranked ahead of their arch rival in one of the polls. Poll debating can be played in almost any setting – weddings, funerals, and company events. For some it is as contentious as discussions about religion or politics. The best thing about poll debating is that its season lasts longer than the football season, it continues until Labor weekend, or the start of the next football season.

The BCS was contrived as a way to resolve the controversy, put an end to poll debating, and make more money. Instead, the folks at the BCS threw gasoline on the fire and the sport of poll debating grew even stronger. (Can you say Alabama 42 and Notre Dame 14?)

As well, the growth of poll debating has been aided by the addition of rankings and polls. Today the major conferences have the AP Poll, USA Today Coaches Poll, ESPNU Fan Poll, Fox Sports NCAA Power Rankings, Keith Massey’s Computer Rankings, Jeff Sagarin Computer Rankings and the Legends Poll. And in the spirit of equal opportunity, there is a Bottom 10 poll (Pac 12 fans will be pleased to know that Colorado and Washington were ranked #2 and #5 respectively at season end.)

With a little luck, next season there will be a new poll added. It will be named after Missouri wide receiver T.J. Moe and will be sponsored by Playboy magazine, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), and Charmin.

At the 2012 SEC Media Days, writers asked Moe about what it was like to make the change from the Big 12 to the SEC. Moe candidly responded, “They say girls are prettier here, air’s fresher, and toilet paper is thicker.”

Time will tell whether the Moe/Playboy/EPA/Charmin Poll, with its unique set of criteria for gauging the strength of football prowess, will be any less accurate than the aforementioned polls. The worst that can happen is that poll debaters will have a new range of topics to banter about.

 

Who Needs Political Pollsters When you have Professional Sports Predictive Models

In May, 2007 Theodore Modis published research showing that a correlation had been observed between the U.S. Gross Domestic Product and the number of sunspots. As well, there was a strong correlation between the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the number of sunspots. The data cover 80 years of history. (The report is available at www.sciencedirect.com.)

Similarly, a strong correlation exists between World Series winners and the winner of the presidential elections. In addition, there is a close tie between the fortunes of the Washington Redskins in their last game prior to the presidential election and the ability of the incumbent party to maintain control of the White House.

A review of the data in the 19 elections between 1940 and 2012 shows that the World Series predictive model has a weaker overall record than Redskins model, but the baseball model accurately predicted the win by the Democrats in 2012.

The World Series Predictive Model

In the past 19 elections, the World Series Predictive Model was correct 73.6% of the time (14 of 19). It corrected foretold that Barack Obama would be elected president. In summary:
• Seven times the National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
• Two times the National League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was incorrect.
• Seven times the American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
• Three times the American League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was incorrect.
The details are listed below:

1940-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
1944-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
1948-The American League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was incorrect.
1952-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
1956-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
1960-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
1964-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
1968-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
1972-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
1976-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
1980-The National League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was incorrect.
1984-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
1988-The National League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was incorrect.
1992-The American League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was incorrect.
1996-The American League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was incorrect.
2000-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
2004-The American League won, the Republicans won, and the prediction was correct.
2008-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.
2012-The National League won, the Democrats won, and the prediction was correct.

The Redskins Predictive Model

Over time, the Redskins Model has been correct 89.5% of the time (17 of 19); however, it has missed two of the last three elections.

In summary:
• Nine times the Redskins won, the incumbent party won, and the prediction was correct.
• Eight times the Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, and the prediction was correct.
• Two times the Redskins lost, the incumbent party won, and the prediction was correct.

The details follow:

1940-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1944-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1948-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1952-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1956-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1960-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1964-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1968-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1972-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1976-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1980-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1984-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1988-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
1992-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
1996-The Redskins won, the incumbent party won, the prediction was correct.
2000-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
2004-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party won, the prediction was incorrect.
2008-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party lost, the prediction was correct.
2012-The Redskins lost, the incumbent party won, the prediction was incorrect.

With expertise such as this, who needs pollsters?

The above examples show that strong relationships exist between nature and business (sunspots and GDP/stock market) and sports outcomes and politics. While it is entertaining to talk about the strength of these correlations, their existence does not mean there is a cause and effect relationship. Looking ahead, that means the public cannot rely on the fortunes of the Redskins to portend the outcome of future elections. Unfortunately, that means, it will continue to be bombarded by pollsters and their political models in future election to identify and report those prognostications.

 

 

Battle of the Heavyweights – Barbecue Sauce,T-Shirts, but no George Foreman Grill

Social media has made it possible for former athletes to remain in the public eye long after their careers are over. Former heavyweight boxing champions Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are a case in point.

Earlier this year Holyfield announced the release of Real Deal Barbecue Sauce, vowing that it would be the World Champion of Barbecue Sauces.

Tyson tweeted, “Holyfield’s ear would’ve been much better with his new BBQ sauce.  For those who have conveniently forgotten, Tyson bit off part of Holyfield’s ear in a boxing match about 15 years ago.

More recently Tyson released the Mike Tyson Clothing Line, which includes a t-shirt featuring his tattoo. (Those with kids and babies will be pleased to know that it comes in white, black, pink, and blue.)

Holyfield donned one of the tattoo t-shirts and tweeted a picture of him wearing it. He said,” Mike Tyson bit my ear and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

The only thing missing from this “battle of the tweets” was a promo bit for George Foreman grills.

While those with a warped sense of humor may find levity in this exchange of verbal punches, others will say that these tweets beg the question, “Did these two gents take too many punches to the head?”